Purple Bruises

I watched a scary movie the other night called Wolf Creek. I was sleeping and having a nightmare that zombies had taken over the world. During this my sister was actually poking me in the face with a spatula, and I woke up and thought she was a zombie trying to kill me. I screamed and I karate chopped her in the leg so hard she has a big purple bruise.

She was merely trying to ask me if I wanted pancakes for breakfast. Oops.

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